Manifesto
Citizens, we are living in a lie. No one is safe anymore. The government, the media, and even some of our most beloved entertainers, are full of, being ruled by, and being controlled, by none other than shape shifting lizard people. Stop the suffering! Stop the oppression! Stop the lies! Stop falling under the power of these hazardous reptilians! Rise up and join us as we fight back, for humanity! Human beings have been ruled since the dawn of our evolution by these lizard people. The ones who inhumanly strong, have an abnormal amount of knowledge, anyone who just couldn't be normal. They live lives of secrets and unfairly rule a society that is not theirs to govern. Stand up for your race, and fight so we can be our own rulers.
The Speakers
John CenaJohn Cena, A Lizard expert is here to speak to us all the way from the WWE. He has hidden knowledge that he will share to us about his opponent The Rock
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BeyoncéBeyoncé has personally dealt with the Lizards, and has graced us with knowledge on how to take them down. She's our intelligence on how to take them down.
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Jimmy FallonThe Trump impersonator himself. Jimmy knows a few tricks Trump the Lizard has up his sleeve.
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